I was driving along, minding my own business, when all this Tiger Woods stuff starts spewing out of the radio. Who did what?? With a golf club?? Cadillac Escalade?
This is none of my business!
Poor Tiger!
This model citizen world famous golfer who would share nothing with us, who has maintained a spotless and meticulous image of wisdom, maturity, and perfection seems to have wandered off onto a side road.
I feel obligated to share my thoughts on this subject in the video across the way.
Oh my! Tiger's on the cover of the National Inquirer. Great!
January 21, 2010
Oh great! There's a picture in the New York Post of Tiger walking around with a beard at a sex addiction clinic. Now that sounds like a fun time.
Who's idea was that?
Better he go to an image rehabilitation clinic and give up that image crap.
The shiksa has had it, Tiger. Move on.
shiksa |ˈ sh iksə|
noun sometimes derogatory, well usually derogatory if you must know the truth. But we goyim understand.(used esp. by Jews) a gentile girl or woman.ORIGIN late 19th cent.: from Yiddish shikse, from Hebrew iqṣāh(from eqeṣ detested thing + the femininesuffix-āh).
Feb. 23, 2010
Tiger has just apologized to us all on television. Apparently a public act of contrition is appropriate for a man of such galactic importance. In any event he has personally attested to what a stud he is. Certain as he is that his behavior has had world changing significance that has shocked us all, he feels obligated to offer a very public staged apologia. To what purpose I do not know. Why bother, Tiger? Who cares? Get your act together and go play golf.