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This song was actually (almost) transcribed from signing lab monkeys that have been fed 30% less than normal monkeys over their lifetimes and who have been living much longer as a result, on less food of course.

Hungry Monkey

Monkey hungry living longer
Immune system getting stronger
Monkey in a rotten mood 'cause
Hungry Monkey want more food.

Hungry monkey getting pissed
Beer and Pizza sorely missed.
Hungry Monkey never dies still
Hungry monkey want french fries.

Eating less and life extended
Monkey don't care if life ended
Want Fried chicken want roast duck
Monkey does not give a hoot

Monkey hungry eat a cow.
Monkey want some cheesecake now
Monkey need some Burger King
Monkey want some chicken wing

Whey and wheat germ and tofu
Monkey get thin so would you
Hershey kisses not allowed, so
Monkey pisses on the crowd

Monkey Hungry living longer
Immune system getting stronger
Monkey pissed off lousy mood
Hungry monkey want more food. 

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