I'm Thinking once again about Sarah Palin, her Term in office rife with complications, then I Think about her strutting 'round Alaska in her high heels, and I Understand her major qualifications.
Oh Sarah are you not one spunky creature? Decked out in those four inch heels, one Sexy little governor, spewing her inanities, while Popping up on all the highlight reels.
Oh how you blossom in the spotlight, so Pretty, testy, sexy, unafraid, Armed with your minimal fund of knowledge, You press forward, unbowed, undismayed.
Now you vacate the governor's mansion, In a cloud of double talk, Do not worry baby we don't need to understand a word you said, We only came to watch you walk. And
Even some die hard liberals are quite curious, to Find out how a true Alaskan feels, Lots of die hard liberals would love to get to know you, Just don't forget the heels.
But Look out dudes 'cause this one is ambitious, She won't settle for no diamond ring, She wants to be the leader of the free world, This will be one expensive fling.
I'm not sure that women feel the same about her, Women can often be more circumspect They are not fooled by the smoke and mirrors, that Masquerade as Sarah's intellect.
Some women can be more objective, Perhaps a bit more cautious. I am told that Sarah's excuses for her ways and means, Make some women nauseous.
But Sarah Lots of people down here love you, Lots of voters think you're hot, so Come on down and show the lower forty eight what's on your mind, Come on baby, show us what you got.
Grab your high heels and your lip gloss, Walk the walk and do the Molly Brown, Most men are going to love you, so Dump the tundra Sarah and come on down.