What's all this nonsense about Global Warming? A Theory that I patently dismiss. What's all this malarky about developing alternative energy sources Who's to blame for all of this?
What is all this garbage about carbon dioxide and air pollution and Ozone holes in the Arctic Skies What is this stuff about global warming? Who makes up all these lies?
Look around you the air is fine and it'll be fine forever, There is no air pollution! Don't you know that God created oil for humans to burn to heat their Houses, oil is the solution.
Global warming is a myth a concept I have had it with, Rumors like this can't do any good. I say keep on burning everything that you can find Forests, garbage, coal and oil and wood.
What's all this nonsense about icebergs melting into the oceans! Who says? Prove it! Since when? And even if it's true the passengers on the Titanic could only Wish that it had started way back then.
Wind turbines are dangerous they'll kill a lot of birds Smack Bam Boom they'll fall down on your head. Solar panel's will suck up all the heat the sun produces, Leaving everybody cold and dead.
I do not get the fuss about global warming It's all a great big liberal lie. There's still a lot of oil, beneath the Saudi soil, And a lot of fish to fry.
The whole concept of global warming Is a leftist myth an evil ruse. The earth is doing beautifully, there's tons and tons of oil down there, And it's meant for us to use.
So do not fret about the Polar Bears A polar bear or two you'll never miss. What's with all this global warming nonsense, Who's big ides was this?