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Trip To Argentina

His lack of judgement is impressive, why
Would he simply disappear? But he
Took a little trip to Argentina for
Purposes that have become too clear.

He fought against accepting bailout money for his state,
Said the bailout was a curse. But his
Trip to Argentina cost the state twelve thousand dollars,
Which he swears to god he’ll reimburse.

Ah yes he is the governor
Could the grass be any greena. but the
Governor starts to yearn, and he simply does not learn, to
Stay the hell away from Argentina.

Oh yes the governor is a handsome dude, and
Handsome dudes do get carried away,
Knowing that their manliness will get them anything they want, those
Manly men are so inclined to stray.

So the governor takes a trip to South America,
With a couple side trips along the way,
And in Argentina his schedule gets much leana,
Where he goes nobody wants to say.

Ah yes he surely is the governor, but
Suddenly times have gotten meana
Governor had a yearning but he simply is not learning, to
Stay the hell away from Argentina.

Now he’s back and everybody’s angry as yet
Another Republican hopeful bites the dust.
So many Governors with landslide libidos,
So few governors to trust.

We bass players know the problem all to well,,
At least we try to be discreet.
The seductive power of our bass notes, has,  Argen-
tinian women throwing themselves at our feet

But listen now, this guy is a governor,
His reputation couldn’t be cleana, but Straight
Arrow got a yearning, and simply wasn’t learning, to
Stay the hell away from Argentina.

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