The Chief December 3, 2020
The Chief is falling off his hinges
He’s gone and thrown the truth into the trough
His speech last night was totally ridiculous
I do believe the wheels are coming off.
He held up a ragged piece of paper
And pointed to some kind of goofy graph
He claimed it showed malfeasance in our voting
So crazy that you didn’t dare to laugh.
He ranted like a raccoon that has been cornered
You could see the anger in his eyes
Disheveled and disturbed, looking quite perturbed
As he fed us all his lies.
It was a pitiful performance, he was
Panicked by the coming of high noon.
Our scandal ridden leader, now a desperate pleader,
Hissing like a cornered raccoon.