Senator Perdue. December 3, 2020
Suddenly the senator’s on the hot seat,
Lots of suspicious market trades.
He swears that he did not do the trading.
The truth comes in many shades.
He had lots of inside information
That somehow found its way to his stock trader
Avarice and greed in our leaders yes indeed,
So clear to even second graders.
But no no no he did not do the trading
But yes yes yes he had the information
The truth will not be bared, the truth will not be shared.
It’s a sticky situation.
Insider trading is illegal
Insider trading isn’t funny
Insider trading is insidious
It’s stealing other people’s money.